my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day
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what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops
I’m imagining thousands of people being pushed violently to the ground by a single sheet of water. It’s fucking hilarious.
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.